Why Bollywood Movies Are Better Than Hollywood Movies

1. They recycle the actors/actresses so you get to see your favorite actors/actresses over and over

2. Just when you feel like a yawn coming on, they break into an upbeat song-dance number

3. With each movie clocking at an average of plus minus 3 hours, you’ll be sure to have filled that otherwise uninspiring afternoon of deep sleeping with useful geographical and culture lesson

4. The amazing dance choreography

Rabne Bana Di Jodi

5. The amazing dancers

6. The amazingness of dancers coming out of nowhere when main actors break into a song

7. The chiseled good looks of Bollywood actors and actresses

Deepika Padukone

Preity Zinta

Anushka Sharma

Saif Ali Khan

Arjun Rampal

Hrithik Roshan

Anyway, you get the picture…

8. Location, location, location

London

New York

Australia

India

9. How heartbreaking it is to watch Shah Rukh Khan’s face when he’s about to cry

10. You don’t speculate, you don’t guess. You KNOW it’s a happily ever after ending!!