Sunday, May 17, 2009

Types of Boyfriends


From now on, I’m going to make chill out Sunday posts. Like weekend newspapers, you know?

The picture is too tiny for your precious eyes, so I'm pasting the text below ok!

The 9 Types of Boyfriends

1. Joe Sensitive - "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?"
Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Soft-boiled Egg, Snugglepup
Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts
Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy

2. Old Man Grumpus - "People are stupid. The world can go to hell. Let's stay home and watch TV."
Also known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-mud, Old Fogey, Slow Mover, Jerk
Advantages: Stays put; predictable
Disadvantages: Royal pain in the ass

3. Flinchy - "I--I'm sorry for whatever it was I did."
Also known as: Trembly, Creampuff, Hey you
Advantages: Jumps entertainingly when startled
Disadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders without a struggle

4. Bigfoot - "Shut yer trap, I'm thinkin'."
Also known as: Chunk-style, Lummox, Ignoramus, Galoot, the Hulk, Big 'n' Dumb
Advantages: Can tote bales; is easily fooled
Disadvantages: Can break you in half, sweats like a pig

5. Lazybones - "Zzzzzz"
Also known as: Lucky Dog, Parasite, Bum, Sponge, Snoozebucket, Drug Addict
Advantages: Well rested; easy target
Disadvantages: Unlikely to fulfull your dreams

6. The Sneak - "Who, me?"
Also known as: Love Pirate, Snake, Rat, Slime, G-D Son of a Bitch
Advantages: May feel pangs of guilt
Disadvantages: May be having time of his life

7. Ace of Hearts - "After I wash the dishes let's make love like crazed weasels, OK?"
Also known as: The Sizzler, Handyman, Dreamboat, Casanova, Monster
Advantages: Perpetually aroused
Disadvantages: Perpetually aroused

8. The Dreamer - "Someday I'm going to be rich and famous. I don't know how, but...."
Also known as: Struggling Artist, Philosopher, Buffoon, Bag of Wind
Advantages: Tells good stories
Disadvantages: Will turn into "Old Man Grumpus"

9. Mr. Right - "While the servants wash the dishes, let's make love like crazed weasels in my new yacht, ok?"
Also known as: Mr. Perfect, Jim Dandy
Advantages: Answer to a woman's prayer
Disadvantages: Hunted to extinction

So which one is your man?


Side note: Loving this blog by Diana Rikasari. Her quirky, colorful sense of style just about made my day.


Sabrina said...


u know what? most of the time i like the links which u promoted in ur posts.. mcm Color Me Katie. You once suggested ur readers to check it out kan? =)

Anyway, I can't wait to read the 9 types of girlfriends. =D

p/s: We have moved to a new blog. Do u mind changing the WBN link? =)

Sabrina said...

Adil, terlalu excited sampai kene comment 2 kali. hehehe. sowwy...

i love diana rikasari's work at her deviant art!!!!

and i browse her blog...her style sgt colorful and vibrant!!! even her room! *jeles*

Wait, adil, perhaps u and me have the same taste?? =D

jack said...

I wonder about the types of girlfriends. Peace and salam.

Adil said...

Sab: Glad you like the links! Cos I really really like them myself, duh obvious =) Yes! I'll update the link. Thx for tellin me! And yeah we kinda do have the same taste. How else to explain our previous identical blog theme?

Jack: Types of girlfriends cmg up~ stay tuned!!!!!!!

jack johnson said...

i think im mr. lazybones. lol.

or maybe mr ace of hearts. lol wtf. :P

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